May 2012
64 posts
May 28th
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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
May 28th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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If I'm in the Masterchef
Me: *cooks instant noodle*
May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
WatchWatch
iwannawuyou: jeremyrennersarms: NYSOM LOST MY SHIT forever reblog. Then cry myself to sleep.
May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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At Starbucks:
lolsofunny: Starbucks Guy: What’s the name? Me: Primrose Everdeen. Starbucks Guy: *prepares order* Primrose Everdeen! Me: I VOLUNTEER! AKJSDHKSAJHFKAF I HAVE TO DO THIS HAHA
May 23rd
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olvidare: The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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Don't lie, you all wanted this...
Chris Hemsworth: 6' 4"
Robert Downey Jr.: 5' 9"
Chris Evans: 6'
Mark Ruffalo: 5' 8"
Jeremy Renner: 5' 9"
Scarlett Johansson: 5' 4'
Tom Hiddleston: 6' 2"
Wow I'm only taller than Scarlett. Cray cray.
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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9GAGgers: 9GAG FTW!! Tumblr is for fags!
Me:
Them:
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Them:
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Them:
Police officer: so tell me what happened.
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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Jeremy Renner, stop appearing on my dashboard, I have other stuff to do than touching myself
May 16th
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My Tumblr Life
me: ask me something?
followers:
me:
followers:
me: ok. I will reblog some photos.
May 16th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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reblog if you'd fuck one of your followers.
May 9th
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May 9th
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Is it weird that I have the exact same glasses Sue Sylvester wore in the prom?
May 8th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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Reblog if you have never been on a date before. →
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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